So….I guess I am both surprised and disappointed that no one responded to “Life Altering Experience – at least the piece of poetry. Oh well, that is, in fact, life. We all think it’s all about us. I’m guiltier than most. Regardless, I had ANOTHER life altering experience yesterday. I had an epic battle with two (2), two rattlesnakes! (I won, that’s why I can write this). It was quite awesome, and in retrospect, pretty funny. My creativity out did itself. Before I tell the actual story, I will just say, my tools were:
a gallon of Clorox
a partial bottle of outdoor window wash
a full can of Ajax cleanser
2 large shovels, and
4 large rocks
oh, I was wearing size 11 equestrian boots. I’m taking a break. Be back later to tell the story. The good news is: with all this, I still didn’t have a heart attack! I must be all healed!